unclefather:


andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

(via vexing-wren)

tocifer:

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

GOT

(via inlovewithwillherondale)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(Source: panerasexual, via theabatch)

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

(via vexing-wren)

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

(via peter-capaldi-yo)

cromwyll:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

(via whynot-zoidberg)

coffeeandsleeping:

if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like?

Peanuts butter so that people with allergies freak out for a bit

(via chespin)

(Source: nentindo, via jambandit)

YEAHHHH…HE LOVE THIS FAT ASSSSS…HA HA HAHKHAHaKhaha

(Source: yzma, via perchu)

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)